Basangi

it's not "am I good enough to do it?", it's "do I like it enough to be bad at it?"

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

this is the best response image ever

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

Lost in the sauce

tumblr truly is a site like no other

me getting ready to go out

someone who does photoshop reverse this

Me getting home from work

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

wait

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly