i'm a mushroom, ok?

one day Ill show you a document that says everything

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

you people will reblog anything

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

Trying my hardest not to laugh at this stupid video in the break room

Beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

and you can’t blame me for saying some odd shit bc i haven’t become accustomed to mimicking your speech patterns yet. that’s not my problem

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

Reblog and put in the tags what kind of shop you can’t control yourself in

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

guys reblog if your scared