First of his kind, Last of his name

sometimes I wish my parents were worse so I didn’t feel guilty about being mad at them does that make sense

isabel are you ok why did you reblog this so many times

hi thank u for being concerned uh No i am not .

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

made it with an hour to spare

I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.

[I.D. Photo of chicken noodle soup being warmed up on a stove, inside a hollowed out watermelon rind. A ladle rests in the soup melon, leaned on the edge. The picture is dated 6/30/2013. End I.D.]

This post has soup in it!! Very good.

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked my local iterator and he gave me the ability to understand his words and told me to kill myself

Imagine getting introduced to new people at a dinner party and saying "oh, huh. I don't think that's a real job." out loud after hearing that someone works in an office.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

more likely yes on the weird than if there were less of an age gap, but still a maybe.