like marxism for dogs

Imagine talking to someone about something and they say, "oh yeah my buddy mehmed was talking about that, he said XYZ" and you're like, oh i don't think i know mehmed and they go yeah, here he is and show you a picture on their phone of the mechanical turk.

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

I don't care if tme feelings are hurt by this btw. Find a better rebuttal.

*picking petals* she loves me... she loves me lots... she loves me... she loves me lots...

mid 70s. in the backseat with 2 honeys with huge bushes. you turn the knob on that radio and Al Green comes on. one of them asks you if you want a quaalude.

i need a pretty boy to torture and bully and annoy and tease and have him stare at me back with desperate, needy heart eyes.

“how could’ve racism got into my white usamerican bar culture from the 50s?”

Making a girl put on a collar that just says "Meat"