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Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan

Seungcheol: thanks to Jeonghan, Dino has now taken up cursing

Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?

Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure

Jun: yeet but classy

*Svt throwing around a ball*

Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer

Vernon: change is inedible

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco

Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hyuk: What's an orgasm?