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it was a comment on this screenshot of a Tumblr post btw (adds a little context) :

i think harry should have been represented as weirder. a tad more mentally ill.

he grew up without friends for fear of intimidation and was bullied at school and at home??? so why isnt he a freak??? yeah whatever he talked to a snake, but i want him TEARING APART BUGS. I want moments where Ron and Hermione give each other that one little sideye because girl... be NORMAL...

I want EATING ISSUES DUE TO MALNUTRITION. i want CRAZY eating habits. little harry ate grass because he was literally being starved!!! i dont make the rules!!!

i want harry hearing voices please! and not the stupid prophetical ones! no, i want THE voices!! i want LSD conversations with luna lovegood! i want a starving skinny desi protaganist that is mentally ill due to all the crucial development years he spent locked up! and now he names bugs! and he has a blonde haired boyfriend who wouldn't have him any other way!!

*Sirius, Remus, James, and Fred planning a prank on Snape and Dumbledore*

McGonagall: No No No! You have done better than this! Plus, now you have Weasley who, unlike Pettigrew, actually participates in pranks *gives further orders on how to prank her colleagues*

Sirius, kinda speechless: Pro-Professor? What- Why are you here?

McGonagall: What do you think, Sirius?

Sirius: But that means- No! You can’t be- *starts sobbing*

Remus, petting Sirius’ back: It’s good to see you, Professor. I hope it was alright?

McGonagall, nodding: It’s good to see you too. I never thought I’d say that, but I’ve missed the lot of you. And now, get all the planning to an end! I expect nothing less than perfection! *walks to her favourite colleagues, squeezing James’ sobs-shaken shoulders as she walks past him*

guys go to this quiz it will guess your favorite color

it said pink for mine :/ wrong but close enough

@virtualcoffeemoon @all-l-wanna-do @marbledew @coffee-is-my-oxygen @littlebitofhaze13

@urlocaldisaster @memories-break-our-fall @ihavetoomanythoughts3 @teeenofstyle @brendonloverurie

@amiallowedtocry

I got purple! I think purple lovers just give off purple vibes.

Tags:

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@lilphve

@dysphoric-bitch-boy

@madsslays1104

tags:

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@ali-da-demon @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @judy2009 @mybedroomceilingsbored @carrotsinnovember

i got orange!! thats not my favourite colour this quiz is wrong

No pressure tags:

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@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@cheekyboybeth

@suckerforrosekiller

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Ooh yess i got purple that's one of my favourite colours! I have 2, green is also my favourite.

No pressure tags!

Npt:

tags: @rat-with-wings @existing-humanoid @klausthementlegen

@equippedtolove @marsmarauders @yourlocalbadgerscales

@ravenwordss @bartychaser @my-castles-crumbling @batsybaz

@cheekyboybeth @lauptimist @fracturedsunsets @taleofapart-timepoet

CW: MCD

There’s a conversation that Barty remembers. It was back when he and Evan were still at Hogwarts. It was a stupid question Barty had brought up; he wasn’t even sure what brought him to ask it. But it’s one that haunts him, even today.

“Hey Ev? If you had to have a muggle profession, what would you pick?”

He wasn’t expecting a proper answer—maybe something sarcastic or completely stupid—but Evan actually answered honestly, like he had thought this out before.

“I think I’d be a doctor. Muggles can’t just use magic, so they have a greater understanding of the body, and I think it would be interesting to learn all of that,” he explained to Barty, from where he had sat on his bed, twirling his wand in his fingers like he always did. “Do you have something in mind?”

“Um, I don’t really know.” Barty had to think; he never really gave the question much thought before, despite being the one who thought of it originally. “Maybe a teacher? But for kids around our age, not toddlers.”

“And why’s that?”

“I feel like I’d be good for guidance.”

Evan nods. “I can see it.”

They both pictured life. Living in an apartment together, maybe they’d own a dog. They would sit in each other’s warmth, with Barty grading papers and Evan writing medical reports.

But now, the paper in Barty’s hands shakes. His house is cold, empty, and lifeless. And he’s jolted back to reality. Barty’s not a teacher. And Evan’s not a doctor. They don’t live together; in fact, Barty hasn’t seen him in months. 

He follows the tear on its journey down his face and onto the paper.

Evan Rosier’s Death Relieves Hundreds.

But if he squints just right through his tears, a different story appears. And there’s more warmth in his house. Evan Rosier’s Discovery Saves Hundreds.

like i keep moving it and just hear bone against bone kinda

Sirius: Vodka.

Remus: Straight?