A Monument To All Your Sins

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

Magic she gathering

You can lie when you name things

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom