previously moyshi

yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

Isn’t that guy

Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationary.

“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad

I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.

imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.

Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit

Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram

Emily Dickinson on tumblr?

Byron on Tinder

I’m torn between “Oscar Wilde on Instagram” and “Byron on Tindr”. Then combine the two, and get “Oscar Wilde on Grindr”.

When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

#accidentalnightvale

THREAT LEVEL: PUMPKIN

look inside yourself. what do you see. you should at least have a few lungs

a few

give or take