The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knives.

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Sorry

Sorry Hun I can’t risk this

I’m gettin so sick of this post 😐😐

… Don’t test it as some superstitious chain post and not reblog… My mom was fine on Monday and yesterday her whole head is swollen… I’m checking up on her to make sure she’s okay, but seeing this post reminded me that I didn’t reblog it yesterday when I saw it. This is so evil…

what would Hella Joof do?

je suis sick of this shit

moi fucking too

énorme mood

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar