Stuff and Things of Utmost Importance

I didn't know Drake was on Sesame Street as a kid...

shitty bro dudes getting salty about a girl not “taking care of herself” cause she got some vag stubble when they’re out here with dick and balls smelling like a freshly birthed velociraptor

Trying to make it to the end of the semester...

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), Felix Gonzalez-Torres synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

Leo won an Oscar. Donald trump is a presidential candidate. Kanye West is bankrupt. Do anything you want in 2016. Anything is possible.

are cookie crumbs compostable

Why the fuck are there cookie crumbs this is an unacceptable waste of cookie material you need to hoover them off yourself, cat hair and all.

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

0 to 100 real quick

I mean