waa!

I've seen people draw ralsei and mettaton smoking blunts but I want to see queen taking hits off a usb thumb drive like it's a juul

Birdling Come Here I Know How To Make You Less Or More Annoying

i'm just sayin a sewer is a bad place for a thieves' guild. like if i'm Aware of that and i get a whiff of Mysterious Poop Smell in my home i am going to know there's a damn thief in there

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

The thing is - flirting has to involve a certain bare minimum amount of twisted psychosexual mind games.

I'm sorry but if all parties involved don't find themselves questioning their sanity at least once you're simply doing it wrong.

Am I engaged in it at this very moment? Perhaps - but you're probably just imagining things.

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

my undertale themed blowjob

i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers

thinking about when jerma had a ponytail and someone said it looked like he killed whales as a side hustle