"Simping ain't easy."

if you like to gamble your cats away to a robot, leave town only to be jumped by a band of starving bandits who run you through with improvised blades, steal your food and leave you to die until you miraculously regain consciousness, patch yourself up, and realize you gained XP for getting the shit beat out of you, you should play kenshi

usually when people say something like "kenshi is the only video game ever" theyre making a joke or using a rhetorical device but in the case of kenshi and kenshi alone, it is probably actually true. in that you could probably just throw all your other games into the ocean andplay kenshi forever. the ONLY reason i havent done this is that it is poorly optimized and even wit all the performance fixes available i stil cant run it well enough to play it reliably on the microwave i use as a desktop computer

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

Oh you were a gifted child and now you're a loser? Well I was supernaturally experimented on alongside 12 other abducted children and became the lone survivor and dubbed "The Lost Sibling" and now I'm the assistant manager at a struggling small town Wendy's

Apparently no one on Tumblr knows this so here’s a fun factoid: ‘neko’ (cat) is Japanese gay slang for a bottom

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

CODA Cat of Deaf Adult