Eat to your Heart's Content

and thus ends a productive...? day at spudsy's.

our dear z//ooble, already more full than they have ever been in their whole life, was still able to shove down 69 servings of fries, 35 slabs, 13 mega mega stacks, and 23 sour cream cones. by the end, g//angle had to get creative and stack everything together just to fit it in.

so they return to the circus aching everywhere. but because of how much there is to process, it may take a few days before they're mobile again.

g//angle decided to join in too

🍟 Your character is tired of being picked on for always ordering the same thing at restaurants, so next time they go out with people, they decide to take a stand and branch out. Unfortunately, it seems they'd been ordering the same thing for a reason, because whatever they pick out this time leaves their belly feeling achy and upset.

🍛 Your character is eating at a restaurant whose cuisine is unfamiliar to them. Not knowing much about the foods and their ingredients, they try to order something safe, but it winds up being full of ingredients that bother their belly.

🚚 Your character is at a food truck festival. They never meant to get more than one or two things to try, but everything looks and smells incredible, and many of the trucks are offering sample sizes at a lower price for the occasion. It's hard to resist trying a little bit of everything, but all those bites add up in their stomach.

🧋 Your character decides to get a fancy milkshake after eating out, thinking they can take it with them. Unfortunately, not only is it enormous and topped with all sorts of treats, but it doesn't come in a takeout cup. They're already full and finishing the whole thing seems impossible, but it was expensive, and they don't want to leave any behind.

🌶️ Your character is eating out with friends, and when the waiter asks how spicy they'd like their meal, they go all the way. The idea was to impress their friends a little, but it winds up being far hotter than they expected, and they're struggling to handle it, especially once it makes its way into their stomach.

🚗 Your character decides to stop for food in the middle of a long drive. It's pretty crappy, and it's not long after they get back in the car that they start feeling bloated and queasy. With at least an hour to go, it's going to be a rough trip.

another meal done! this time consisting of 64 servings of pickles, 23 cheeseburgers, 10 dobby dogs and 24 cups of sparkling mppep. i don't think z//ooble's gonna get up any time soon, but with their eyes full of sauce and their stomach full of leftovers, they shall persevere. looks like g//angle will need some elbow grease to get everything else down, they're already looking like they're fit to burst...

time for the final ordeal. dinner is served.

1 like = french fries

1 reblog = The Slab

1 coffee ($5) = mega mega stack

1 comment = sour cream in a cone

here is my ko-fi for tips!

also! 1 follow = extra shot of stupid sauce (an extra 1 of everything)

hungry morning