ohhh the misery

another meal done! this time consisting of 64 servings of pickles, 23 cheeseburgers, 10 dobby dogs and 24 cups of sparkling mppep. i don't think z//ooble's gonna get up any time soon, but with their eyes full of sauce and their stomach full of leftovers, they shall persevere. looks like g//angle will need some elbow grease to get everything else down, they're already looking like they're fit to burst...

time for the final ordeal. dinner is served.

1 like = french fries

1 reblog = The Slab

1 coffee ($5) = mega mega stack

1 comment = sour cream in a cone

here is my ko-fi for tips!

also! 1 follow = extra shot of stupid sauce (an extra 1 of everything)

and thus ends a productive...? day at spudsy's.

our dear z//ooble, already more full than they have ever been in their whole life, was still able to shove down 69 servings of fries, 35 slabs, 13 mega mega stacks, and 23 sour cream cones. by the end, g//angle had to get creative and stack everything together just to fit it in.

so they return to the circus aching everywhere. but because of how much there is to process, it may take a few days before they're mobile again.

(MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI, NO AGE IN BIO AND I WILL BLOCK YOU ON SIGHT)

good golly miss molly! they're looking quite a bit larger now after 57 hash browns, 28 jaffles, 14 stacks of warmcakes and 22 small espressos.

and it may be possible that g//angle has found a solution to her inventory problem............

so while we give them a bit of time to digest, let's get lunch under way!

1 like = just pickles

1 reblog = cheeseburger

1 coffee ($5) = dobby dog

1 comment = sparkling mppep

here is my ko-fi for tips!

also! 1 follow = extra shot of stupid sauce (an extra 1 of everything)

z//ooble will be acting all grumpy and aloof but then g//angle comes over and starts cuddling them and rubs their tummy like a puppy (which only SHE is allowed to call them) they go into a complete trance. works like a charm every time, even when they're not very hungry or full

starved to stuffed. pissed off to pacified. ready to kill a rabbit to relaxing with ribbons.

thank @flusteredhare for another banger post that got me wanting to draw z//ooble from hanger-induced rage to two steps away from the biggest food coma of their life