Why do u like mark antony
WHY DON’T YOU LIKE MARK ANTONY.
FEW RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MARK ANTONY!
firstly, i must say i am attracted to people with doubtful morality = the opposite to me.
he was banned from his boyfriend’s house because curio’s father thought he was depraved and corrupting his son curio.
he has always been pictured, through history, as acting feminine/submissive. first, cicero i think blamed him of having and homosexual relationship with curio and being a bottom wow. also
he was educated basically by his mother (and his uncle, who was killed by cicero, therefore the hate - HIS ONLY PATERNAL FIGURE!!). his mother was a woman with character “manipulated” (sorry, i dunno english) antony to be a man with contacts and instructed him to be a politician and yeah, she was bossy, and her son listened. later, he married fulvia, another woman with character, aaand later cleopatra, and the same, and everytime, antony “submitted” to their will or that is what we know.
he was a bad boy, a FRAT BOY, the danny zuko and the fuckboy of ancient rome, he was even in a gang with clodius.
being a pleb and drinking so much (i’ll talk about this later) he owed a lot of money, my poor son.
HE DRANK A LOT and everyone knows him for that but okay, he never was serious, and getting drunk is fun, but also it was depressing because everyone hated him and being politician wasn’t his thing at all (i think the militar life fit him better)
rumours said he slept his way through asia when he was there, HE COULDN’T KEEP IN HIS PANTS.
he is described as an hercules, so, H O T.
he loooooved children. give me dad!antony, he wanted to have 1000 babies. he is the cool uncle, but also the cool dad who gives you money and will give you drugs (?) and a sip of his beer. and probably he would help with homeworks (but he also had character and i fear for his multiple children)
he WAS A GREAT SOLDIER (i shouldn’t be attracted to men covered in blood but i am) SLAY, CUT THROATS, YEAH, AND FUCK WIDOWS
he made a list of people he disliked and should be killed and exiled, he wrote the name of a man because he liked his jewels or smth. KILL HIM, I LIKE HIS RING
he was soooo extravagant. apart of wearing egyptian clothes when he was in egypt - NOT MANLY, NO - he and cleopatra, melted a jewel and drank it. what??
caesar and antony, best bros.
do you know that caesar cried because he was not like alexander? WELL antony probably cried because he wasn’t like caesar, always living at his shadow DAMN LET ME HUG HIM.
he was a mess at politics. while caesar was at egypt and he ruled rome, the debt grew and some guy disagreed with antony and proposed a way to get rid of the debt. Antony responded by unleashing his soldiers upon the assembled mass AND CAESAR HAD TO COME BACK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANTONY.
antony got angry with caesar because he didn’t pay attention to him and Caesar was like: yeah??? well lepidus will be my friend from now on. and he ignored MY CHILD.
he messed with octavian and called him thurinus.
but he became a better politician when he was in the triumvirate ok
he probably cried at actium
HE KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE THOUGHT CLEOPATRA WAS DEAD OKAY IF THAT ISN’T LOVE I DON’T KNOW also he was tired of life and the little shit octavian
he is a mess and i love him don’t ask me why i do.
