The Greatest Adventures

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

i’m someone the church wants dead today

im a simple girl. the jurassic park theme plays, serotonin is produced in my brain

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal

I love Hozier as must as the next lesbian, he’s a good forest god, but I can’t help but dare to ask- who’s the old goddess he’s sworn his undying allegiance to?

It really is….be careful

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud