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the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

Problematic rage difference

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

never kill yourself. discovering music is literally endless. you know songs? they're always making new ones

Don’t forget to slide into my dms and flirt with me before the day is over

unfortunately for me, i want to be wanted