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When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

new sex position: i sit in your lap and cry about everything that's wrong in my life and you hug me and kiss my forehead while telling me that everything's gonna be okay and how proud you are of me

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy