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Namjoon: I drank about 50 Red Bulls last night... I now know why they say it gives you wings, that fuckin liquid energy.

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Hoseok: That one's more of a ballad. 'You're dead to me~~~' *proceeds to sing it*
Yoongi: You're gonna have to be my ghost writer.
Jungkook: That's fine, as long as I get a cut.
Yoongi: Well you get a cut anyway, either now or when I'm dead.
Jimin: But like... why a pineapple?
Taehyung: Maybe because 'These are two of my favorite things? Or maybe... 'I'd really love to time travel in a pineapple. That would be the best.'"
Seokjin: I don't know why, but I feel like if I was reincarnated I would be a cow.

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Jungkook: Fight 'em off! Use your mom voice!
Jimin: Yeah! Go mom!
Seokjin: I'm tryin not to get jumped, y'all.
Jimin: It's like holding a dead fish!
Yoongi: People are gonna think you're talkin about a limp dick.
Jimin: *does the sign of the holy trinity*
Hoseok: You're being very metaphorical, is there a reason for that?
Namjoon: No, I'm just sitting here eating my cracker jacks, expressing my feelings about role playing.
Yoongi: Can't a man go to the bathroom for excessive amounts of time to get out of work without getting yelled at?
Yoongi: *To Hoseok* Don't scream, though. When you scream no one else wants to do it.

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Jungkook: I'm gonna pretend that this is a real baby to see if anyone believes that it is... when I drop her.
Seokjin: I like watching the tortilla machine. There's something theraputic about it... It's like a great theme park ride for tortillas.
Jimin: ...they're all getting crushed
Seokjin: *glaring at Jungkook* Okay Jeon, spiller of water. Insulter of your elders.
Taehyung: Sometimes I wonder if I'm a kangaroo.
*turns to Yoongi*
Taehyung: You know, you could be like a chair.
Jungkook: I finesse myself out of everything. I'm finessing myself out of success.

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Yoongi: *telling a story*
*massive nailgun noises from the other side of the wall*
Taehyung: Knock three times if you're with us!
Jungkook: That raccoon is thick with a q.
Yoongi: *keeps talking*
Jungkook: Dude, if I could have any superpower it would be to recite vines on command. Perfectly.