Feb 11, 2025
Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me
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Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me
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hoseok: pspsps
yoongi: *poking his head round the corner* you called?
hoseok: it's real! the power of the pspsps is real! i'm the feline master now! i can summon cats anytime i want
Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho
namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.
jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?
taehyung: plastic?
yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute
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customer : i'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
seokjin : sorry we only take cash
manager: can i talk to you
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hoseok: hyung, what's a metaphor? yoongi: my life is a trainwreck hoseok: I know that, but what's a metaphor?
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Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.
Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?
Hobi: I made everyone friendship bracelets! Yoongi: Eh, you know I'm not really a jewellery guy. Hobi, stepping towards him: Oh, it's fine, you don't have to wear it. Yoongi, hissing: Step back, I'm wearing this forever.