Rose 🥀

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

2027 ; i will pay you to keep your hand over my mouth

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

#the bracelet is also radioactive