ANNA

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

A bird stole like $15,000 from a scientist and he caught the bird stealing it but he let him do it because he was like, “What would you even do with money, you stupid bird?” and the bird kept it in its bird bank and several years later, it was worth more because of inflation and the bird bought out the scientist’s house.

i know it’s just a dream but it would actually be worth less because of inflation. now if the bird bank was returning interest and the interest was greater than inflation (over-simplification, i know) then maybe the money would be more, but it certainly wouldn’t be worth more

More often than not, dream logic ≠ real life facts!

Maybe bird banks are just better than human banks

GANG GANG