we can be alone. ✨together✨

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

shane saying "really? :)))" is literally the exact same thing as when u ask a dog if they want a treat and they do that excited little wiggle-whine-jump

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

Ok but I keep thinking about this somno fic scenario where Ilya’s having a sex dream that’s not really a sex dream where he’s in his house in Boston and he Knows Shane is there somewhere (in that instinctual way that you do in dreams sometimes) but he can’t find Shane and the house has way more rooms than it should (again, because dreams are weird) and he’s going room to room looking for Shane and he’s horny and annoyed because he knows when he finds Shane he’ll be all spread out and so desperate to be fucked and the dream just goes on and on like that with Ilya doing circuits throughout the house but Shane’s nowhere to be found even though he Must Be there somewhere and Ilya gets more and more worked up and frustrated like he’s grabbing his cock through his boxers while he searches and he can just hear Shane whimpering for him and begging to be found and fucked and it’s almost like Ilya can feel him clenching around his cock but he just can’t find him and he gets more and more frustrated and worked up, his whole body aching with it, until he wakes up gasping and groaning because Shane’s been riding him this whole time yayyy

Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?