we can be alone. ✨together✨

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

my favorite thing about watching shane and ilya fuck is how ilya always looks like he can’t quite believe he’s there like he just walked in the room and tripped and fell dick-first into generational talent hole and at any moment he might wake up and realize it was all a dream

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!