My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it

he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Love Begins

Andulka

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin

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I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
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My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it

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the prince did not appreciate your input.
you could say i have a passion for graphic design
HELLO?????
Does anyone happen to have My injuries were so jolly I was Christmas for a month on hand
you have no idea how excited i was to see this request
ok for some reason I thought I would do a quick painting of like a vaguely horny fantasy thing but it's been a few hours and it's not done yet so
I hope there's at least a few monster fuckers here because OH MY GOD
Okay I think that's all I want to do with this. I wasn't kidding when I said this one was for monster fuckers.
this was what I was talking about when I mentioned evil yuri btw

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesnβt have to do anything to fund her dadβs surgery because his expenses are covered by his countryβs universal healthcare.
Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he canβt afford a car and would be fired if heβs late.
Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesnβt need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.
SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.
This feels like calibrating my normal detector
reading progressive sex ed caricatures with accurate and detailed and realistic diagrams of sexual organs + shows their variation, but all i can think about is how there is no discussion of what srs is besides the fact that it exists
how may people know the before and afters of vaginoplasty? phalloplasty? meta? how it works at all?
this one has been passed around recently from the mayo clinic and that actually makes me so happy because how many of transfeminine people are aware of what their options even look like?
thereβs a diagram for phallo and meta from springer link(i believe) and. honestly iβd never seen these before and i dont think iβve ever seen any diagrams. i know vaguely because of reading papers or listening to people talk about their experience but iβve never seen it, yk? it makes me more confident in my choice to get meta when iβm older
Thereβs a website called Transbucket that has a whole archive of before and after photos, surgery costs, surgeon names and locations, and general feedback on complications, sensation, everything. Itβs been around for at least a decade, and there are photos of some folks five or eight years down the line. Itβs organized by procedure, and itβs very comprehensive. Itβs NSFW of course but itβs an amazing resource!!!
Are you considering or have had transition care? | Transbucket.com
Demystify transition! Break irrational medical fear!
Taliesin Jaffe is truly a fascinating individual because what do you mean you are fascinated in perfumes ? And you were a child actor ? And a goth kid ? And you collect bones ? And action figures ? And you're a comic fan ? And you learned japanese and lived in Japan ? And you shortly built models professionally? And you gave Erika Ishii her first undercut live on Geek and Sundry ? And you have a collection of weird ass books from other centuries on all things kinda occult ? And you're a voice actor and director, and also a professional DnD player ? And you drop one liner like " I hope you find someone to mourn you when you are gone. Respectfully" and " Time ! Like a relentless river, flows ceaselessly eroding the very essence of our existence until we are about fragments, carried away in the abysses of oblivion..." ? And you have a truly worrying knowledge of X-Men and DC comics ? And you have fabulous hairs ? And a wonderful fashion sense ?
The guy is 2 centuries old, at LEAST... Or he's had 9 lives, like a cat... Idk...
He also:
- trained dolphins for a role when he was a child actor
- has promised his skull to someone in his will
- came out as bisexual on a talk show about comics
- fainted on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride as a child because he was terrified of the βanimatronic pirate lording over himβ
- is the grandson of legendary screenwriter and producer George Axelrod
- can do a truly uncannily accurate imitation of a crow
- officiated Matt and Marishaβs wedding
- was in a commercial as a child where he dressed up as a strawberry
- got locked in a coffin while LARPβing as a vampire
sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...
METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

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Doodles of my favorite characters (current and old) for a titkok trend and also to warm up haha
choose ur character
All of the above.
AABRIA: And on that note, I kiss my baby daddy.Β ALEXANDER: You hear me standing alone off the side going: (self-pitying sigh) (laughter)
AABRIA: He's part of the wide shot as we pan out.
This is exactly how I was imagining the scene as it played out
Its only two episodes but already I'm fascinated by Vaelus. She came in with such a sharp, commanding presence and gave the sense that she didn't give a shit about this funeral or all these shows of emotions. She wants her stone. She claps back without missing a beat if you mouth off to her.
But at the same time, she's the first to ask Thaisha if she's okay after touching the box. She is calm and almost kind in the face of Thimble's lashing out and then later apology for stealing the stone. She tries to protect Bolaire by not giving away his name when asked about how she got into the city.
I'm so CURIOUS about this paladin that lost her God and has every reason (from her POV) to despise these people, but she is somehow neither cruel nor apathetic.
Starting point...

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lil sketcy caddy cause i miss my favorite baby boy cow and cant wait for him to be animated....
brennan and alex u owe me therapy rn