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aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

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there’s a ton of wingstops opening around sydney and i’ve hated every other time american fast food has tried to enter the market but on the other hand if there’s one thing americans are good at it’s fried food…….

it was so shit don’t bother, inshallah there will be another failure to break the australian market

sydney trains are yaoi, brisbane trains are yuri, melbourne trains are expensive

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

#you can argue about whether or not it’s a poem#but the scrapped presidential speech in the event of a failed moon landing#it haunts me in ways little writing ever has

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?