Sam Liker

yeah well this phermit blogger is WHIMSICAL as in. ENGAGES IN WHIMS! **IT HAS A FUCKING DEFINITION** epic bacon is… epic. bacoooon wpic bacon narwhal epic bacon narhwhal… epiiic bacon narwhal. epic bacon narwhal tainbows at midnight. epic bacon. epic bacon. epic bacon rainbows narwhals at . midnight

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.