its garbage can, not garbage cannot

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

need him to grab me by the jaw and tell me how pretty i look

does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say nicotine

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are