JAKE PUCKERMAN.

Even if I could find that, do you really think anyone would be afraid of me?

That’s true. You’re kind of like a puppy...

‘Course I will. You scratch my back I scratch yours.

Yep. So just be prepared.

Oh my god.

I don’t even want to know what Agent Goose on the Loose has to deal with.

See? Funny.

I used to think the same thing, but everyone’s funny. You just have to figure out what it is about you that makes you funny. I don’t know if it happens on purpose. You kind of just fall into it.

I guess. Ry and Sam, they’re like funny funny. Like stand-up comedian funny. I’m more of after a few shots type of funny.

You would. I didn’t want anybody to find them though.

Thank you, thank you. I try. I’m also trying to get a plaque that reads that and hang it somewhere in the office but Sebastian doesn’t seem to be a fan of the idea. Other options were “hardest working man in America” and “hardest working man in New York” and he didn’t go for those either.

He’s probably jealous. Try changing it to “hardest working editor in the world”. Might get his approval then.

I’m waiting for you to tell me to remember who I am.

They live in you, Blaine.

Spend more time on camera and you’ll have a following like Ryder. Just don’t put any of my things in jello, please.

I don’t know. Ry’s hilarious ---- I’m not really funny like he is.

I’ve never gotten a professional massage. I should put that on my bucket list.

I worked through the holiday, as I usually tend to do on ones that fall on weekdays. Especially when whether or not they’re an actual holiday is up for debate. Exciting, I know, but I can’t trust MTV to do anything themselves.

Well, if Buzzfeed would have it, you’re not too far down that totem pole. I’m surprised they mentioned the interns in the article, but it was nice. You all are definitely an important part of the whole process.

I know. Shoutout to Buzzfeed for recognizing my sexiness.