But actually though

UNMUTE THIS

*man kicks robot* “ow-what the-goddammit-what the hell carl??”

i dont  remember the last time i laughed that loudly oh my gfukcign skjdhf

I, for one, welcome our quadruped robot overlords.

you are allowed one “fuck” in a pg-13 movie and I think civil war should use that fuck by having someone reference the language joke from AoU and steve telling them to knock it the fuck off

let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare

harry: mama, just killed a man minerva: have a biscuit

honestly has anyone ever met harry and not said that he was the “nicest guy ever”

this is not fucking happening

harry potter fandom taking over one direction posts is my life tbh

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

Wut?

DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E

So much judgement in her face and I love it.

“This is where you get your turnout, you can’t get the Walmart turnout, you need the kind that lasts, from Nordstrom. You don’t want to lose it on the way home, either. You need to make it all the way home so you can show it off and make all the people with Walmart turnout jealous”

“You can say ‘shit’ and smile at the same time.”

“Stop looking at yourself in arabesque. Arabesque is the selfie of ballet.”

“This is 2014 not 1900! High passé!”