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Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

pinterest bitches are so cunty for absolutely ZERO reason😭

AND SO ON

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

I heard some archeologists dug up a clay tablet near the Ziggurat of Ur that had the entire lyrics of Frou-frou Foxes in Midsumer Fires carved in early Akkadian Cuneiform

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.