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Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer for WWD Magazine (2019)

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My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didnât separate them so thereâs just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around
Okay Iâm so sorry this isnât actually funny but itâs like. Really funny. Iâm so sorry
wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth thatâs horrific
My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.
wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.
I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause Iâd had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.
Iâm sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?
When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored
Excuse me?
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Boobs donât even matter ladies, itâs whatâs under them, your lungs are important, cause we blazing mad weed over here and you need to keep up.
Thereâs a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
Iâm not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
Iâm googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently sheâs a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom âwatch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. Theyâll eat the eggs so chase them offâ
Iâm gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes youâre not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I donât think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
Thatâs two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
Youâre like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
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I shot my first turkey today!
Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section
So I stumbled onto the Etsy shop of this academic whoâin real lifeâis an expert on cuneiformâand on the side, makes little trinkets with Sumerian on them and OH MAN THIS SHOP HAS MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK For the price of about thirty bucks, you too can have a clay necklace that says âLike a farting butt, the mouth brings forth too many wordsâ in the oldest written language on earth https://www.etsy.com/listing/537034173/choose-your-words-carefully-like-a?ref=shop_home_active_23
Or a necklace that declares âI have ferocious features that exude sexinessâ https://www.etsy.com/listing/540406774/i-have-ferocious-features-that-exude?ref=shop_home_active_54 Or be the ultimate hipster and anti-capitalist before capitalism even existed with âWanting more riches when already wealthy offends the godsâ https://www.etsy.com/listing/543598245/wanting-more-riches-when-already-wealthy?ref=shop_home_active_6
Sumerian erotic poetry? Got it. Sumerian drinking songs? Yep. A little something for everyone on your Akitu gift list.
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in five minutes of thinking i was legitimately scared at how easy it would be for me to write a sunstone style romance involving harley and ivy, all while acknowledging and using every bit of their long established lore and characterization.
too⌠damned ..easy!
Oooh, baby, do you know what thatâs worth?
One of my very favoritest paintings Iâve done lately. Print available in my new shop, 10% of all sales donated to LGBT Community Center of NYC!

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