Art Blog

they really just write “this bag is not a toy” on some of the most fun plastic bags to play in and around

trains chug and achoo, people chug and achoo, but cars? more of a vroom

clam... pistachio of the sea

touch grass? oh and get all my gaming fingers dirty?

yellin at the monkys in tv "go monky go!" and it motivates them to go. or so id like to think..

alexa blaze post and reblog anything about frogs, I'm going down into my mancave for soup.

scuba doo: underwater dog

Lifehack: No need to look at the light at a red light, just go on your phone and the people behind you will let you know when the light turns green!

jesus was wildin the other day (24 A.D.)

i’ll have to reblog these gems later that the day walkers might see them

sorry bro i’m gonna have to connect my ponytail to your balls, no this is totally legit i saw it in avatar

she microsofts on my computer until i windows 11

can som,eone pick up the cup im trapped under right now, im starting to run out of oxygen.

working on a new glue, gonna be like nothing you’ve seen before, so STICKY, 3x as sticky as your glue. maybe more

a warning is not gonna stop me from drowning in this home depot bucket