Im A Mess

he does the job no one wants to do and then will be told that he’s stealing it.

Reblogging again for the links

Yeah. I was about to say. He’s that fast because he’s being paid by the pound, not by the hour. So he has to or else he won’t be able to make enough money to put food on the table.

*blames frustrations in life on flappy bird*

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

Reblogging this so I can tag it as important but enjoy

oh my gosh the extended cut

i dont need a date i need cash

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

Dude I think you went to hell

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

because they wanted to

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

Honestly? Its about time.