Imagine...

Trying to shoot my shot without getting my feelings hurt like

When people give me directions and say “you can’t miss it” buddy you have no idea what I’m capable of

Me: *uses knife to save ammo*

Oh god! How I love your memes! Your so funny! I was literally rolling on the floor wheezing... You made my day!

Me: *spits mouthful of blood on the floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

When you invite your crush over to watch shrek and he starts taking off his clothes

When your parents are yelling at you and they pronounce a word wrong

Me on a daily basis

My friend: Your crush is coming, act normal!

My lungs: *breathes automatically*

I abso fucking lutely love your blog!

POV: You are a piece of shit.

Seokjin: Guys, stop. We need to solve this like adults

Someone: “So how’s your life going?”

Me watching BTS living life to the fullest