The Bag of Wizards

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

tortel….

this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you...talking to the cockatoo

Item: Phoenix purchased from a rather sketchy dealer in exotic birds

having both anxiety and depression is like that post about washing your meds down with redbull. you’d like to think that the constant fear of failure caused by your anxiety would cancel out the lack of motivation you feel thanks to your depression, but no. they are both working so very much and you cannot stop it.

It’s entering the final boss stage where the music kicks in, but they don’t spawn.

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

Khajiit has wares If you have coin…