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Claire Keane
trying on a metaphor
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hello vonnie


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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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videogames are very good and realistic

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when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:
i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire
are you a .. .horse
My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*
Me: what is it girls? what do you see?
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
Hh
U
it’s just fucking U
what is this shit
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
I’m writing this to tell you that I love you. time flies now, the sun’s a little brighter, life’s a little better, and you make me smile. time always stops when we’re together.
R.D.
Monday’s
credit
If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex.
I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”
“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”
I thought it was YEET as well.

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gen z humor: im kin with your pants
millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha
gen x humor: cat videos
baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”
gen z: lahdjdkslajsjsh
millenial: asdfghjkl
gen x: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
baby boomer: ha ha !
this is the only addition to this post that isnt bad
also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones
like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house
mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.
that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.
My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.
But
Like
What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.
They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.
yes this
It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.
People have been finding reasons not to talk to each other for centuries.