Baby Love

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

Yeah okay ill reblog that

touching grass isnt enough especially if that grass is just a shitty ass lawn. you need to go touch native wildflowers and trees and shrubs. and then sabotage the machines that destroy them

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

if little shop of horrors came out today yall would be so horny for the plant. yall would ship it with the twinky little main dude and there’d be discourse over whether it was better to humanise the plant or not. there’d be humanised fanart of it as a skinny white dude in a green suit. i know yall too well and i know you can’t be trusted with the responsibility

The fact that I exist literally pisses me off sometimes