i'm past the point of caring

Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded. Of course, they threw a party to celebrate at the site, and I hear it was quite a shindig.

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

Damn right, we are. ✌️

YESSSS SAME 🥹 🩷💛💙

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic