God of Mischief

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

... I was about to offer to introduce Ari to them because they're the same age but now I'm having a crisis because they're the same age.

She's going to quit calling me mommy soon, Dale already has :(

We could absolutely set up a playdate. Maybe fit in a sparring match while we're at it?

Oh, absolutely. Are you free tomorrow?

Yeah, I've got no plans.

Cool! I'll stop by tomorrow with my twins.

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

... I was about to offer to introduce Ari to them because they're the same age but now I'm having a crisis because they're the same age.

She's going to quit calling me mommy soon, Dale already has :(

We could absolutely set up a playdate. Maybe fit in a sparring match while we're at it?

Oh, absolutely. Are you free tomorrow?

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

... I was about to offer to introduce Ari to them because they're the same age but now I'm having a crisis because they're the same age.

She's going to quit calling me mommy soon, Dale already has :(

My twins are 5. That's around the age Midgardians start going to school, right? Should I enroll them in a Midgardian school in addition to Asgardian tutors? It might be helpful for them to socialize with kids their age.

... I was about to offer to introduce Ari to them because they're the same age but now I'm having a crisis because they're the same age.

I always get nervous this time of year

Stab stab bitch

No!!!

>:)

I will keep any knife you use! and I don't care if it's your favorite, I won't give it back

Then I'll just use the knives I don't care about, obviously

That's a lie, you care about all of your knives

Well, yes, but there are some I would be okay with losing

I always get nervous this time of year

Stab stab bitch

No!!!

>:)

I will keep any knife you use! and I don't care if it's your favorite, I won't give it back

Then I'll just use the knives I don't care about, obviously

I always get nervous this time of year

Stab stab bitch

No!!!

>:)

I always get nervous this time of year

Stab stab bitch

🥀 Reblog if you still remember those RP partners of yours that have abandoned their blogs a long time ago

The inaugural meeting of the PTA fight club was a roaring success. Jennifer broke Bethany's nose :)

Every meeting we've had after this one has also been wildly successful. I got to dislocate someone's shoulder today!

Damn, that sounds like a lot of fun!