Realistically, who'd win in a fight between the feral boys?
u know what? iâll give u one more. iâm gonna go through each feral boy dynamic and determine who i think would win and lose in each face off. bear in mind that i might change my mind about this on any other day so take it w a pinch of salt:
Dream vs George: tie. george would do some dumb move or talk/react in a crazy way thatâll make dream laugh and go âur making me laugh thatâs not even fair đ¤Łâ heâll like somehow twist it into claiming george is cheating because he did some dumb underhand move or found a ticklish spot n call the whole fight off saying heâd have won anyway unless george fouled like the filthy cheater he is n then george would probably b like ok fine then let me hit u once just to see if it would hurt and dream would let him and anyone watching it would find it incredibly bizarre but thatâs just how they are
Sapnap vs George: im sorry but heâs drop kicking george the second he walks through the door either that or he hugs him and cries for a solid hour. theyâll end up hanging out for hours even after fighting tho n i think george would prob be the one to convince dream to get their home gym set up so he could have one more outlet to amuse himself with. heâd watch the Buff Sapnap arc unfold as he plays w a gym bouncy ball and tells sapnap he isnât bench pressing enough weight n needs to double the load. anyway sapnap would crush him easy. heâs been loading up on protein n greens this entire time n playing basketball n going ollie on his skateboard. george had a grape the other day and thought it was gonna make him buff and his source of protein is mcdonaldâs nuggets. he also struggles to open windows in cable cars. most importantly, he has NOT to my knowledge, went ollie on a skateboard. sapnap wins hands down
Quackity vs George: trickier than you might think actually. because funnily enough quackity is one of the biggest victims of the GeorgeNotFound⢠effect. yes i think quackity if pushed past his breaking point could absolutely pummel the shit out of george but george has a mouth as much as quackity has fists and sometimes all he needs to say is âAre You Done Now?â or âIâm Leaving, If You Donât Stop/Give Me What I Want Right Now Iâm Actually Leavingâ and then it becomes a REAL toss up. victor of this fight changes depending on the day
Karl vs George: hm. george wins. no. karl wins. no. they both lose
Dream vs Sapnap: sapnap talks a big game of how he could take any of these dudes he could kick anyoneâs ass heâs so strong heâs gonna rip em all apart butâhe canât wake dream up for an among us game? :/ heâs too scared to go into dreamâs room? :/ he HIMSELF thinks dream could kick his ass? sorry sapnap if u donât believe in urself n think height is everything n whatever aura dream has is everything then what can i do đ guess dream wins this one
Quackity vs Sapnap: huh. would it be weird to say that i think they are evenly matched based on what i know of them? like theyâre equally physically intimidating as they are physically not intimidating. they would both talk SO much smack tho. so much that they might not actually fight. idk. quackityâs like boxed right? but also sapnapâs won that mr beast extreme tag thing. but also i literally do not know. not to give a cop out answer again but⌠t-tie? but in the sense where. they know it would be So evenly matched that if they actually fought for real theyâd just both end up super injured w no clear winner
Karl vs Sapnap: karl paints his nails and that gives him super powers. he could probably knock sapnap out in one punch. PROVIDED he can find him. not only is sapnap a hide and seek champion he is clearly a full fledged skater boi now. he is so fast. he is zooming away on those wheelies as we speak. where will he go
Quackity vs Karl: i think karl would win but itâs an accident like. karl kicks a chair and it goes flying and quackity takes 10 damage. or karl falls over and crashes onto quackity. the whole fear of accidentally getting murdered by karlâs clumsiness/recklessness might throw quackity off enough for him to lose
Dream vs Karl:Â my mind is admittedly blanking at this one. i donât know. i donât think either of them would fight each other even if u forced them. i donât think there is a Bone in either of their bodies that r willing to or care for antagonizing the other. they would probably hug n then like stage some half assed fight where it ends with them Winning Together or they take turns winning or dream âlets karl winâ and someone might point out that implies dream thinks He would win and then karl gets like jokingly passive aggressive about it
Quackity vs Dream: in some ways? fight of the century. absolute hoedown throwdown. this is the shortest person in the gc vs the tallest person weâre talking about. the two people who are Known for âfightingâ over the âloveâ of âGeorgeNotFoundâ. buuuuuuut they also like each other a lot n want the other to like them a lot so much. buuuuuuut they also have a propensity for shit talking each other. i think dream might win but he might also cry from whatever psychic damage q inflicts but at the same time quackity might like pretend he threw on purpose n let dream win or he would use his loss as leverage over dream somehow and call him a very mean not good bully who bullies people physically over getting shoved slightly during the âfightâ. OR dream makes one joke about how quackity is so short he has to bend over just to fight him or he purposely misses a punch and says he couldnât reach because quackityâs too low and this causes q to see red meaning game over for dream
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