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how does one reach the point in life

when it is acceptable to own a life-sized puppet of yourself

and dance with it in public

"Trade a gun for an ATV? No problem!"

moral of the story:

women are the source of all your problems

"What does Christmas mean to you?

Is it buying a tree and hanging lights that glow?

Is it sending cards to the folks you know?

Is it a chubby old man in a suit that's red

Saying ho ho ho from his seat in a sled?

Well, it's all these things in this season of joy

But most of all it's the birthday of a very special little baby boy.

Altrol Heating & Cooling, 2295 Van Horn Road, the company you can trust...

Let's remember to keep Christ in Christmas."

this segment is aptly titled:

this is pretty standard service at diners

after all these videos for "the hawk shop" i am still unclear what in the holy hell they are trying to advertise

cheese burgers?

diet pills?

electronics?

a podcast?

portraying a trans woman as a physically distorted peeping tom pervert?

have you even met a transwoman before?

if i spent $10 on every product/service that had an ad telling me to spend my PFD

i'd be broke

do you ever see people so disgusting