Curly Bee

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*

hey girl just a heads up. i was talking with your boyfriend and he said "okie"

Wishing my goth followers a very pleasant double xp event

we should start gaslighting the food network instagram and just post “did anyone see that hair in the food lol” until they delete a post

why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person

who was going to tell me that christian bale is the actor that played the fictional character patrick bateman. and who was going to tell me that patrick bateman is not an actor that looks like christian bale. who was going to tell me this.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM DELETIMG MY BLOG

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

Op looking at a broken toaster

i cant do this anymore

Me on a friday night

“The power’s out because what.”

It’s gotten so fashionable on tumblr to hate on The Beatles but who else is going to eat rotten wood and contribute to soil fertility in complex forest ecosystems?

the illegal sprinkles saga > bad art friend.