Oh, okay.

just took an edible and my mind expanded big enough that i have found out how to fix and change my mom

folks, it turns out she cannot be saved, and actually, should be damned to hell

what if it was called american happy story

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

Printers despise you. Even docile ones will attack you. You aren't welcome in their holy places.

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no Strep thrussy has my threstical so sore and sensitive how will ever swallow anything with this big swollen thrussy 🥺 I sure hope senpai doesn't stick his meat thermometer in there it's so tight and wet how will it ever fit in that tiny hole 🥺

when did i post this

by straining the full force of all of my media literacy i am able to discern the subtle hints that something homosexual is happening here