256. The houses as quotes from Spiderman: Homecoming
Ravenclaw
“I’m not obsessed with him, I’m just super observant.”
“I’m just kidding. I don’t care. Bye.”
“I’ll level with you, I don’t think I can keep this a secret. This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?” “What?” “You know how there’s a guy, with the headset, telling the other guy where to go? Like… like if you were stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go, ‘cause there’d be screens all around me, I can shoot around things, I can be your guy in the chair!”
“So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?”
“Seriously? Awesome. I mean, not awesome…totally uncool, that guy, so scary.”
Slytherin
“I’ll call you back.” “Feel free not to.”
“You need to understand, I will do anything to protect my family. I know you know what I’m talking about. So don’t mess with me. Don’t interfere in my business again. Because I will kill you and anyone you care about.”
“As you know, we made it out alive, and that’s the important thing. Couldn’t bear to lose a student on a school trip. Not again.”
“I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis.”
“This is not a hug. I am just grabbing the door here.”
“This is my chance to prove myself.”
Hufflepuff
“What? No, no, no, I don’t wanna kill anybody!”
“ What the hell just happened?” “You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.”
“You’re a criminal! Bye, Mr. Criminal!”
“That’d be so sweet. He’d be all, ‘good job on those spreadsheets, Peter, here’s a gold coin’…I don’t know how jobs work.”
“What’s the matter? Thought you loved larb, It’s too larby, Not larby enough, How many times do I have to say “larb” before you talk to me? You know I larb you.”
“Who you talking to?” “No one. Just making a little video of the trip.”
Gryffindor
“Just don’t do anything I would do… and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there and that’s where you operate.”
“Oh I was just um… Looking at… Porn.”
“We should probably stop staring before it gets weird.”
“Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.”
“I just wanted to be like you.”
“But you are a kid.” “Yeah, a kid who can catch a bus with his bare hands!”
