never laugh at live dragons

Happy third anniversary to Tumblr's emergency announcement system

"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now

the unstoppable force (adhd) vs the immovable object (also adhd)

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

The bourgeoisie

do u ever remember that facial expression elizabeth swann pulls when she’s holding out the medallion at the edge of the pearl and ur just like ma’am……

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade

we have nothing to lose but our chains, bestie

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

every assassin you've tried to send after me desires me carnally

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)