the all-timers

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

​inviting my good friend demon core in for lemonade and sandwiches

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures

where i want to see this

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care