wild thing

i don't watch supergirl but i really hope morgana and the girl from glee end up together

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

i have so much love and neck tension

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

pesto is a little green goop that makes you go crazy 

can we transfer this energy over to elon musk now that he’s richer than jeff bezos

We could just do both.

The more I hear about Jonah Magnus the more he sounds like a proper, Elias level arsehole lmao

Look at this post again after you get to a certain point in the podcast. You'll definitely know what I'm talking about when you get to it.

What, does it turn out he's been alive the whole time and has been secretly giving orders to Elias or something? Given that avatars have extended lifespans and that he was almost certainly an avatar of the eye I guess that shouldn't come as a surprise

Ah.

couple's t-shirts that say "the ceaseless watcher's special little boy" and "the antichrist's plus one"

sword flirting

its like sword fighting except instead of trying to kill each other when you disarm your partner you kiss. the levels of sluttiness and homoeroticism remain exactly the same.

i dont want to pandemic

i want be held by women

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode