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no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

fuck, man, the fog's been trying to contact me all day. I just turned my phone on and it says I've had a bunch of mist calls

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

Loading tip: CATS can be bribed with TUNA WATER

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent