Back From Otter Space

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

This was on a non rebloggable post so I'm setting it free.

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

modern au brain rot thx to my provider @opulentshits as always

adaari 🔥

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

Emily Wilson you’re goated

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

naps with u >>>

A little joke based on actual events from a co-op playthrough with my friend x)

At some point, power becomes its own master. We cast aside our ideals in favor of expedience and tell ourselves it was all necessary. For the people.