Adriancito 😌

one of the underrated lessons from lotr's Aragorn is to avoid responsibility for as long as humanly possible, possibly in the woods, possibly without showering, until the small folk need you or whatever

I may not be physically horny 24/7 but I am mentally, emotionally, and maybe most importantly spiritually horny.

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs