Volturi Kings Caregiver Headcanons
Aro is completely immune to puppy eyes. He thinks you're the cutest thing to ever exist, yes, but he's still your papa and he says it's time to go inside. He knows your tricks, now come along.
Is the type to bounce his leg with you in his lap. Both to bring you comfort without rocking and because he needs to move a bit but doesn't want to disrupt the moment.
Will constantly touch you to read your thoughts to ensure you aren't hiding your regression. Also sometimes manipulates you into thinking he saw your mind regressing in order to convince you to regress.
The world's biggest advocate for playtime. Building blocks, playing dolls, playing pirates or dinosaurs, drawing, finger painting, fort building, or literally anything. He wants you to be the world's happiest kiddo so please play all you want, and yes absolutely, he will join you.
Caius 100% percent uses his little as a coping mechanism. He's feeling destructive to a dangerous degree? Okay, he's leaving to go play and take care of his baby now. He's about to tear his own brother's head off? Said brother is calling you in to hug Caius. You're like his personal sedative, because he refuses to let you see him at his worst. You're his little one and he can't have you scared of him.
He tries so hard to pretend in front of others that he isn't a huge softy for you. Even towards you when you aren't regressed, he'll deny being sweet and gentle.
Gets so mad when you do grown up things. Yes, he knows you aren't regressed right now, but if you don't give him the damn book he's going to burn it. In his head you are never an adult, you are only his precious child. So will you stop trying to join the guard?!
Is the world's biggest sucker for bottle feeding. Milk or blood, just please, if you infant regress let him bottle feed you. He melts every single time, and will cradle you for hours after because he just thinks you're so cute.
Marcus is the most soothing caregiver to ever exist. This vampire king hugs like the best papa bear ever could, and talks to you in a voice only describable as an adoring father. No matter a tantrum or a giggle fit he's always so calming, even when stern he has a way of relaxing his little.
Is like a person with a cat on them when he's holding you. No, he can't move, he's holding his child. No, he can't come to the throne room, he's holding his baby. No, he can't do that thing asked of him, he's holding the most important kiddo in the world. He can't risk you getting uncomfy and leaving.
If you aren't also the other kings' little, you aren't allowed near them, most specifically Aro. He can't handle the anxiety of them interacting with the only thing that has made him feel something in centuries. He can't handle the thought of them hurting his baby.
Storyteller of the century. Can, will, and has spent hours keeping you enraptured in an epic story. Princesses and princes, Mermaids and pirates, even robots are all on the table. If you're interested in something, he will find a way to make a story for you. This is a rather helpful skill given he doesn't like you watching tv too often.
Marcus and Aro often get into arguments with Caius for giving into your puppy dog eyes too soon. Caius always fiercely defends giving you what you wanted so passionately Marcus normally switches sides in just a few sentences.
Each of them are guilty of taking you out of time out for getting in trouble with another one of them. Caius is the most guilty as he can't stand seeing you pout, he might destroy something if you aren't happy again soon. Marcus does it rather often after giving you a little scolding, still though he isn't letting you stay in the corner. Aro normally does it at random because he simply can, and he has a new toy for you to focus on instead.
Marcus often has to redirect you after Aro tells you a wild lie about vampires or other supernatural beings. No, fairies aren't real and they won't steal the bones of your enemies. No, werewolves don't like being kept as pets.
Aro and Caius often argue about letting you do things while not regressed. Caius thinks they should keep you safe and kept far from any missions or trials. Aro thinks they should let you interact as long as you're grown up during it. Depending on the situation Marcus can side with either one.
Even individually, if you aren't a vampire they will turn you eventually. It isn't safe in their world for you to stay human, and they can't bear the thought of you aging with every passing year. They're all very coddling after transformation.
All three of them already knew what regression was when they met you. After being alive so long they've come across it a few times before. Caius and Aro both are skeptical about regression until they see you regress and their unbeating hearts melt. Marcus upon meeting you already wanted to be your papa.
One time a new guard made a rude comment about your regression. The kings personally punished him before having him sentenced to death.
All three kings are big on physical touch. As often as they let you run around, they also hold you just as often. They can't help it you're just so dang cuddly and cute!
